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Taken from my UK Glamour from December and the book They X-Rayed My Head And Found Nothing, The Ultimate A-Z of Very Stupid Things Said By Very Stupid People by Mike Haskins and Clive Wichelow. These are absolutely hilarious! :D
01. "I was in history class and the teacher said to raise your hand if you know the continents. I raised my hand and said, 'A, E, I, O, U.' And the teacher replied, 'Those aren't even consonants. They're vowels.' "
- Jessica Simpson
02. "I don't really think. I just walk."
- Paris Hilton
03. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields
04. "I'm getting more famouser by the day."
- Avril Lavigne
05. "The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas- like to Canada and stuff."
- Britney Spears
And my absolute favorite:
Sienna Miller: "I just wanted to say that I can't believe I'm sitting in a bar drinking Champagne next to Kevin Bacon."
Kevin Spacey: "Spacey."
Sienna: "Yeah, it is, isn't it!"
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Found yoru blog through sg in livejournal and I loved this entry. It makes me want to read that book. Some of those quotes are so silly, but before I judge I just remind myself of all the stupid things I've ever said that no one has recorded, documented, filmed, taped, etc. and I thank my lucky stars! haha
hey mammmma. oh i miss you. these quotes made me laugh. <3333
LOL!! Hilarious I loved those! Just browsing... :)
i love your blog! these are hilarious. youre in my favorites.
haha the sienna quote is priceless!
hahaha. wowers. "if you're killed you've lost an important part of your life"
would you like to trade links?
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